Live long and proseprous

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awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

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vriskater:

“everyone get into groups.”

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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