Live long and proseprous

spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

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nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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